What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
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