What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
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