What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.