What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
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