How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
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