How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
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