What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
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