What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
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