What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
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