What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
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