What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
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