What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
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