When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!