When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.