What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
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