My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
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