A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!