When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
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