Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
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