When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
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