You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
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