It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.