The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
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