You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
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