What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
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