The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
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