When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming