When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.