If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
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