The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
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