Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
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