When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
One should always practice what they peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.