While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
One should always practice what they peach.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
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