Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
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