What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
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