The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
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