What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
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