Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
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