What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
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