What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
Because the oignon est!
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
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