Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
Where did the onion find his family history?
In the archives
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
I was making a salad the other day, and I thought I heard a small red vegetable that was a bit like an onion whispering. Must have been a hoarse radish.