On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
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