What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
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