There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
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