Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
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