All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
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