What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
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