What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
Although many other vegetables live above the ground, onions live underground. This is because they have many lairs.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
Because the oignon est!
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
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