What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
When the baby onion died just after being born, the doctors classified it as an o-neonatal death.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas.
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
I was making a salad the other day, and I thought I heard a small red vegetable that was a bit like an onion whispering. Must have been a hoarse radish.
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
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