I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
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