The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
Our local butcher had to go to the doctor the other day. He didn’t know what was wrong, but said that he was feeling offal.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.