Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
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