What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
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