I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
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