It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Our local butcher had to go to the doctor the other day. He didn’t know what was wrong, but said that he was feeling offal.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
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