The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
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