Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
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