Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
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