How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
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