What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
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