What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
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