How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
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