Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
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