Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
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