What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.