People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What happened when the beer got divorced?
It became bitter.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Where did the nut keep his money?
In his cash shoe.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What eats nuts and bolts?
A squirrel that’s running late.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What do you call half a head of lettuce?
The Romaine-der.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
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