Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
What did the Soup Nazi say to the canine? What Soup Dawg.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
Where's a pickle's favorite place to go in London?
Pickle-dilly Square.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
"You're the wine that I want."
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad?
I relish the thought.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What did the duck eat for lunch? Soup and Quackers.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
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