What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
You don't know jack-o-lantern
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
I hate it when I run out of bread for breakfast. I am lack-toast intolerant.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
"Time to wine down."
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
The squirrel’s chest got dirty with nuts, now it has a chest-nut.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What’s another name for a chess-nut? A nut who loves chess.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
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