What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
"Partners in wine."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
"You had me at merlot."
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did the nut say to his girlfriend at the pine-ic? “I am nuts about you, cashew see!”
"I make pour decisions."
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
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