How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I've been on a real hummus kick lately, so as I came home from work tonight, my sister says to me "You're always bringing home hummus now." To which I replied, "Hummus where the heart is!"
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
When the egg saw the pan, it was terri-fried.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
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