Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
Because the oignon est!
The farmer went nuts because he was told it’s more profitable that way compared to other crops.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar? Lookin' Sharp.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
So yesterday I saw a bottle of ketchup steal a bottle of mustard
'Twas saucepicious
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Why didn’t the mom peanut give her children a nutty chocolate bar? Because the sugar makes them bounce off the wal-nuts.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
I hope for world peas.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
"Sip happens."
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Who's a pickle's favorite artist?
Salvador Dilli.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
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