Why did the orange become juice?
It couldn't handle the pressure.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
I tried telling a joke while drinking my juice for breakfast, but nobody got my punch line.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What did the Soup Nazi say to the canine? What Soup Dawg.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
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