What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
What do you call a nut that is crazy about exercise? A health nut.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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"You can't sip with us."
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
What nut is always begging for attention?
Pssst-tachios.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
If fish is brain food, what do dumb people eat? Noodle soup.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
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