What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
Pulp fiction.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
My friend: *Throws salt at me*
Me: Don’t assault me!
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
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