Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
What did the peanut say right before taking an exam? “I walnut fail!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
What is the best type of nut for your home wall decor? A walnut.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
Where’s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
How do you know your eating rabbit soup? When there's a hare in it.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What do you call fake ramen noodles? An impasta.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?
Foster's.
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