In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
What do you call a pine-nut in an apple costume? A pine-apple.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
I must confess that I've started stealing vegetables from the local grocery...
I can't help it! I get to the store and I have to take a leek!
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.
She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Where do the best kola nuts come from? Kolafornia.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why didn't the kids eat their soup? Because they're stew peed.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
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