What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
"I need to re-wine my life."
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?
“A busted nut.”
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Husband: "These pears a perfect right now."
Me: "Would you say they're 'pear-fect'?"
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
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