Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
The nut stayed c-almond and collected during the earthquake.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter nut tell you.
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
"Love the wine you're with."
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
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