Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
You and I make a deluxe combo.
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
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