What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?
Because he took a leek!
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
I keep thinking I'll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
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