"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
I had one nutty nightmare last night, it gave me a kola sweat.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?
Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do you give a horse that has just won the Kentucky Derby? An Appletini.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
What's green and swims in the sea?
Moby Pickle.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
Why are walnuts the best secret keepers? They walnut say anything to anyone.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
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