Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Just found a fly in my beer. I'm feeling buzzed.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dinosaur
Tyrannosourest Rex.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
What do you call an emotionally unstable peanut? Peanut brittle
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
I keep thinking I'll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
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