Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Astronauts can't open milk bottles in space. 'In space, no one can. Here, use cream'.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts.
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Do you know why it’s called almond milk?
Because nobody would buy it if it was called nut juice.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
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