Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
What do you call leftover lettuce?
The romaines.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?
Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
Bananas, for breakfast, are such an a-peeling choice.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
I told my kids that ketchup can go on anything.
You know, It’s the least condiment denominator.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What do you call a very feminine cow that likes to be in charge? The Dairy Queen.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Go to BabaMail
