Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Is an argument between two vegans, still called a beef?
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
The price of candy at the movie theater is quite ridiculous. They're always raisinet!
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
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