What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
I had a meal recently that was made with ketchup and mustard.
It was delicious! My condiments to the chef!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
All the peanuts decided to start a social nutwork where they would all link up for a common good and even advocate for their rights.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
Why was Officer Peanut Butter out in the road? Because he was directing a traffic jam.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
I slept with a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
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