It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the most sophisticated class of bread?
The upper crust.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
What do you call a house that likes food? a Condoment!
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
Why didn’t the mom peanut give her children a nutty chocolate bar? Because the sugar makes them bounce off the wal-nuts.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did the nut say to his girlfriend at the pine-ic? “I am nuts about you, cashew see!”
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?
“A busted nut.”
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg.
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