What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Donut even think about taking another donut!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Time to celery-brate.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and Quackers!
Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50. Deer nuts are under a buck
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
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