Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
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