What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Why wasn't the bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?
Because baggers cant be juicers.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book? Souperman.
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