If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
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