If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
If Santa made love to a pickle, what would they call their baby?
Claussen.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What do you call a pine-nut in an apple costume? A pine-apple.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
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