What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do dogs love to eat for breakfast?
woofles
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
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