What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
The bread actor was sad because he lost a juicy roll.
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What did the kid nut say to the other when playing tag? “I’m going to cashew”.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
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