Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
I tried telling a joke while drinking my juice for breakfast, but nobody got my punch line.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
What's a coffee's favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.
We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
"No wine left behind."
What did the nut say when it caught on fire? Roast-nuts, almond fire!
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