What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Two peanuts were walking down the road but only one was attacked. They suspect the reason was the other was unsalted.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.
ALDI’s nuts.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but there’s no punchline.
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
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