Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
"I mead more wine."
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why did the banana go to the hairdressers? Because it had split ends!
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I'd had enough.
"Why don't you pickle someone your own size?" I shouted.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
"Be kind, re-wine."
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why do the French eat snails? They dislike fast food.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
What did the arrogant pickle say?
I'm kind of a big dill.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
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