What's the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
If you don't know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!
"Back that glass up."
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What do you call leftover lettuce?
The romaines.
What’s Another Name For iPhone Chargers?
Apple Juice.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Imma cashew outside!
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Where can you find the best nuts in London? Nut-tinghill.
Why did the banana fail his driving test? He kept peeling out.
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
"Be kind, re-wine."
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
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