What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.