Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing