What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.