What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
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