What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never.
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
How are guys just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.
You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don't have coffee.
The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people's coffee.
What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
What's a coffee's favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot.
What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff.
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
What did the coffee lover name his son?
Joe, obviously.
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.
What did the coffees say before their night out? Let's stir up some trouble.
I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drink coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.
The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
Go to BabaMail
