I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
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